Open Friday Nights
7pm-10pm PST / 10pm-1am EST

Dynamis Data Center, Rafflesia
Empyreum, Ward 25, Plot 42


The Cabaret Grand is the plush pinnacle of style, devoted to interaction, inclusivity, and riveting roleplay with every guest.

Our lovely cast of characters are available for hosting, bordello services, or adding some entertaining ambience to vibe to.

Want something a little more? Check out our lifetime VIP services and Grand Fantasy monthly auctions!


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STAFF MENU

Our staff menu is a perk featuring a dedicated item for staff members, with ordering them as a discreet way to get their attention.
Choose one that fits your fancy, and perhaps a staff member may approach you!

Night Blossom

by Alistair Ravenwood

A new, dark twist on an old family recipe. Composed of a blend of cherry juice and sweetened seltzer, with just a splash of lemonade for taste, a generous helping of whiskey is added to the mix to give this deceptively sweet treat some real bite. Garnished with cherries, to remind you of the simpler times.

Anathema

by Darcy Fadhel

A delightfully heady kick of tequila and orange liqueur is the main power behind this reddish-violet, glittering cocktail. Made with a helping of cranberry and other tart juices, there's a muddling of raspberries and blackberries within as well. To finish it off, there's a swirl of edible glitter, specially enchanted by Darcy themselves. Silver and gold shimmers throughout the mixture and carries an extra little rush with each sip.

Afternoon Tea

by Elysium Asphodelus

A warm cup of herbal tea produced from sideritis leaves, two sugar cubes, and an entire wand of honey, with some other spices to balance out the sweets. Known to have medicinal properties, and to bring back memories from childhood. Paired with the somewhat bitter aftertaste is a delicate peach tartlet. Caramelized peaches arranged in a flower top a peach and lemon curd, sprinkled with cinnamon, brown sugar, and a dollop of whipped cream.

Yes, Master!

by Emile Rochefort

This rich red concoction that looks like blood is perfect for the strange little heir. Scotch whiskey mixed in with fino sherry wine mixed in with simple, sweet syrup and beet juice for the color is simply bloody delicious! A dash of lemon juice added for the extra sour kick you'll get to match the lordling's personality. Dry ice dropped into the drink gives it the foggy air of mystery. Make sure to ask for it by name~ ♥

Drink Me

by Enkh Tuya

A delightfully whimsical drink with a refined, regal look to it, with an elegant deep red to it to match the color of the Doll's hair. A tart, sparkling black cherry juice is mixed in with rum to give it a fruity flavor. Garnished with sugar around the rim of the glass and rose petals are made to float in the center. The drink even comes with cherries so that you can dip them in if you like. This drink is the second sweetest thing on the menu this side of Wonderland — the first being Enkh, of course!

Spiced Sangria

by Erin Cortez

Made from the finest red wine, this sangria is mixed with sweet and tart apples, oranges, brandy, a pinch of brown sugar, and a stick of cinnamon to stir.

Rabid Bite

by Solitary Exile

Four types of rum, lemon and lime juice, a helping of pineapple and passion fruit syrups, orange bitters, and splash of grenadine come together in a powerful punch to your sobriety. You'll be feeling this one in the morning — just like too much time with this wretch.

Spiced Saunter

by Fay Thorne

A delight to bring heat to your cheeks and your chest. Made from an indulgently delicious, fizzy combination of top-shelf bourbon and sparkling hard cider, this is mixed with fresh lemon juice and apple cider. With a dash of cinnamon, grated ginger and maple syrup to finish, you're sure to get a sweet and spicy kick out of this drink! Optional cinnamon sugar rim, a favorite of Fay's.

The Holy Heeler

by Gandy Raconteur

Sweet and fruity and playful as its namesake, the Holy Heeler might be just what you need to unwind and have a little fun! An easy breezy citrus liqueur and fresh La Noscean pineapple make a sweet sunrise over a deeper cherry red base, with a kick of creamy birthday cake vodka just to make sure you can handle it. With its iconic colors, it won't be long until someone takes notice... just save the cherry til the end!

Diamond Dust

by Ginko Nakano

Shochu and vodka with notes of a creamy vanilla and mint. Added edible glitter for a delicate shimmer with a flower for garnish. It's a smooth drink that leaves your mouth feeling cool and fresh.

Fatta Cotta

by Hana Furukawa

Feast your eyes upon this luxuriously creamy and silky Fat Cat Milk Pudding! This festive, fun-sized feline will make your taste buds jiggle with delight! Made from milk, sugar, cream, and a splash of vanilla, the only thing sweeter than this plump pudding is Hana herself!

Sake Bomb

by Nameless Hound

An incredibly simple drink, a single shot of sake is balanced on two chopsticks placed atop a glass of beer. Smash your fist on the table to drop the shot into your beer and chug!

Omerta

by Jackal Khirtelt

Bourbon, rum and sweet blackberry juice with a bit of maple syrup. Garnished with a spring of rosemary. Blackberry and maple to help smooth drink that still holds a punch with it's high alcohol percentage. Having too many and you might just find yourself passing out.

Moonlight Eclipse

by Koji Trechend

Drinkable yogurt, Blueberry Sauce, raspberry syrup with a lone blueberry boba ball in the middle. Comes with a little syringe of Kyoho Grape Syrup to drizzle on top.

Golden Sunrise

by Shizir Kha

A sweet and potent cocktail made with dark rum, alchemist-distilled Sunshine liquor, and pineapple juice. Garnished with an adventurous arrangement of bright flowers, pineapple slices, and leaves.

The Fizzy Pansy

by Loralai Saris

A blue fizzling summer plum and blueberry soda with a hint of glitter, can be served with or with out vodka. Garnished with a purple pansy flower.

Serpent Queen's Delight

by Nagarani Bhattacharya

A deep fried confection made of flour & then soaked in honey and rose water. Optionally may include sprinklings of crushed nuts & Kulfi (Thavnarian Ice Cream)

Menphina's Kiss

by Guiding Star (Nana)

A drink as ice-cold as Menphina's own lips would be. Vodka meets coconut cream in a glass accompanied by a block of ice as full and round as the moon. To garnish, fresh berries on top and sugar on the rim, for the sour-sweetness of love itself.

Ice Dragoon's Breath

by Nikita Vasiliev

A sweeter, creamer cocktail made from a mixture of coffee liqueur, vodka, and cream. It is often iced to have a cool kick to it.

A Gladiator's Tears

by Persephone Blackrose

A deep blue drink that is made with House Gin, Creme de Violette, Blue Curaçao, Topped with chilled Champagne (Ishgardian 75), and edible silver powder mixed in.

Song of Sunset

by Riletta Coventina

Layers of coconut rum strike through fresh-squeezed pineapple and rolanberry juice, topped with an arrangement of paradise fruits that are reminiscent of the Costa Del Sol shoreline.

Pomegranate "Bacchus"

by Pomegranate Bacchus

A fine wine made by the Bacchus family in Ul'dah. In great demand, considering the house has fallen to its only heir and stopped the production of wine altogether. This one is pomegranate-flavored; a personal favorite of a certain employee.

Blueberry Mule

by Nayan Ura

A mix of fresh fruit juice, Ginger Beer, and Vodka, garnished with fresh fruit, served in a copper mug over ice.



STAFF SERVICES

Host Package

SFW

Escort Package

NSFW

Room Rentals

30 minutes : 200,000 gil
60 minutes : 300,000 gil

30 minutes : 300,000 gil
60 minutes : 500,000 gil
Additional 30 minutes: 250,000 gil

30 minutes : 50,000 gil

Staff willing to provide host/hostess services will be using the "Looking for Party" tag next to their name.

18+ Package: Staff willing to provide escort services will be using the "Looking to Meld" tag next to their name.

Any services taking place off the Cabaret Grand Premises will incur a 25% upcharge.

Peruse our staff list to see if any of our wonderful workers have interests that might match your own, or pique your curiosity!
Not sure who to choose? Simply speak to one of our floor managers, we'll be happy to find the perfect companion for you!


BAR SERVICES

Bar Buyout (Hourly)

Bar Buyout (Nightly)

60 minutes : 700,000 gil

entire night : 2,000,000 gil

Our skilled bartenders will expertly prepare a champagne tower for the building.
Take as many as you wish, and let the bartender know to sing your praises!


DIVINATION SERVICES

Flat Rate

per fortune : 200,000 gil

Pick any staff from your preferred method of divining!

Additional insight may result in additional charges, depending on the staff. Don't hesitate to ask for clarification!

Click on the staff's name to get to know them better!



ROOMS

The Cabaret Grand boasts a variety of rooms for rent and use!
Rooms are first-come-first-serve basis, speak with any staff member before proceeding into a room.


ROOM 1 | Speakeasy

Steal away from the hustle and bustle in a little bit of opulence of your own, and enjoy a drink.

Room Features:
Minibar, Fireplace Cuddle Area, Bath

ROOM 2 | The Boss' Quarters

Homey comforts with a subdued grandeur, the nights of restful sleep here are long past.

Room Features:
Cozy Aesthetic, Fireplace Cuddle Area, Bath

ROOM 3 | Lily Pad

A croaking altar where one finds things often to become wetter than when they came in.

Room Features:
Pools, Bath, Clamshell Bed, Moody Lighting

ROOM 4 | The Penthouse

Classy upscale lodgings at the height of the world, for plush and intimate stays that are worth every penny.

Room Features:
Classy Aesthetic, Fireplace Cuddle Area, Moody Lighting

ROOM 5 | Sacrificial Altar

Make love, or make sacrifice.

Room Features:
Coven Aesthetic, Candlelight, Pulpit

ROOM 6 | Salon de Rêverie

Warm Ishgardian-inspired decadence overflowing with red roses and soft curtains, perfect for lounging.

Room Features:
Large Group Space, Fireplace Cuddle Area, Sequestered Bedroom

ROOM 7 | Thavnarian Daydream

Weary travelers, come rest your tired bones in lavish comforts, and with even more pleasurable company.

Room Features:
Thavnairian-Modern Aesthetic, Canopy Bed, Fireplace Cuddle Area

ROOM 9 | Suite of Stars

An old gothic respite, the stone walls safe harbor for this most intimate den of solace and reflection.

Room Features:
Gothic Castle Aesthetic, Candlelight, Intimate

ROOM 10 | Red Light District

Love and lust in an amber glow, where the greatest of desires can be granted behind closed doors.

Room Features:
Hingashi Aesthetic, Floor-Seating Cuddle Area, Bath

ROOM 12 | Afternoon Oasis

Laden with the smell of incense and strewn curtains in a plethora of colors, respite finds exotic comfort.

Room Features:
Thavnairian Aesthetic, Couch Cuddle Area, Canopy Bed

ROOM 13 | The Royal Library

Towering bookshelves hold more than meets the eye, for seekers of knowledge who are keen to uncover secrets.

Room Features:
Princess Tower Aesthetic, St. Andrews Cross, Fireplace Cuddle Area

ROOM 15 | Executive Lounge

Pale light of the moon uncovers even the barest soul, whether you're looking for romance or deflowering.

Room Features:
Bar, Canopy Bed, Throne, Second Floor, Bathtub

ROOM 17 | Heathen's Congregation

Sinners offer themselves up in droves to bathe in such debaucherous love, prostrated at the foot of the altar.

Room Features:
Gothic Aesthetic, Pulpit & Altar, Candlelight, Demonic

ROOM 18 | Performer's Quarters

Be lured into the private chambers of an elegant wonder. Perfect for a cup of tea or a salacious dance.

Room Features:
Performance Stage, Tea Table, Vanity, Cuddle area


ROOM 8 | Fey Forest

Hide away in this sun-streaked grove, for the leaves will tell no secrets, whether they be impish or debaucherous.

Room Features:
Overgrown Flora, Swing, Bath, Clamshell Loft Bed

GRAND ROYALTY (VIP)

Here at The Cabaret Grand, the customer is king!
A one-time payment includes lifetime benefits, and can be upgraded at any time.
We have a variety of tiers to suit your preferences!

NOBLE

1,000,000 gil

  • Free drinks during venue openings

  • Exclusive Discord Role

  • Be addressed by a royal title of your choice in the venue

  • Exclusive bonus options in Grand Fantasy Packages

  • Invitation to monthly VIP Afterparties

HEIR

5,000,000 gil

  • All previous tier rewards

  • One Complimentary 30-minute Hosting Package per month*

  • Your Royal Portrait displayed on our Card

  • Customized shouts when you enter the venue

  • Friend List access for easy teleporting

MONARCH

10,000,000 gil

  • All previous tier rewards

  • One Complimentary 1-hour Escort or Hosting Package per month*

  • Unlimited Free Room Rentals

  • A meal or drink item to be added to our Secret Menu

  • A complimentary ERP or SFW Hosting session during your birthday month


*Hosting and Escort perks may request a staff member of choice, but are subject to that staff member's availability and comfort.Staff may refuse service for any reason.


The Royal Court

The Cabaret Grand extends our thanks to our members of VIP Royalty for their continued patronage!


MONARCH


HEIR


NOBLE

Zolzaya Qalli ● Valcadash Bellavance ● Riletta Coventina ● Tara Ficcone ● Blue RajravaatiKhulan Malaguld ● Myo'tso Sikra ● Juniper Bellamy ● Kaneyo Oshidari ● Nagarani Bhattacharya


POLICIES


BE RESPECTFUL

YOU MUST BE 18+ TO PURCHASE MATURE CONTENT

WE RESERVE THE RIGHT TO REFUSE SERVICE


These rules are subject to change at any time. Please adhere to all requests from staff.
Persons in violation of these rules may be asked to leave the venue, blacklisted, and/or reported.


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